I wanna pee on you....

I guess these lyrics shouldn't surprise me, coming from the man who pee's on 14 year old girls.
Check out the lyrics to R Kelly's latest song, "Sex in the Kitchen".

Girl you’re in the kitchen

Cooking me a meal

Something makes me wanna come in there and get a feel

Walk around in your t-shirt

Nothing else on

Strutting pass, switching that ass while I’m on the phone

Cutting up tomatoes, fruits and vegetables and potatoes

Girl, you look so sexy while you’re doing the damn thang

I want
Sex in the kitchen over by the stove

Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls

Hands on the table, on your tippy toes

We’ll be making love like the restaurant was closed
How would you like it, baby

(How would you like that?)

Tell me right now pretty baby

Hey man, I’m gon call you back
Girl you’re in the kitchen, chillin in your robe

I’m thinking to myself she better go put on some clothes

Tickling and teasing

Doing that little dance

Girl, you gon make me lay you down and give it to you one mo ‘gain
[Chorus 2x]
Girl I’m ready to toss your salad

While I’m making love,I’ll be feasting

Girl you’re in the kitchen

Sweating up a storm

The oven’s on 500

So you know the kitchen’s warm

Girl you know just how to get into a brother’s mind

Cause here we are still in this kitchenDoing it for the third time

He even mentions tossing salad!!! See, you hear it everywhere! The only thing this song is missing is a shout out to the Shocker!!! haha I should add a verse: "Give you tha shocka girl, and I don't mean the microwave!" lol

Please let me know your thoughts on this song.... all comments welcome!

See you soon...

Screens in the head rest...

Sorry it has been so long since I last posted....

Just wanted to drop a quick line, ever watched OLD SCHOOL in the back seat of your car?
Nothing like riding down the street listening to the sweet sound of Will Ferrell streaking.