What have I been thinking??

2006-06-02T10:59:00.000-05:00

3-2 ONE MORE BABY!! ONE MORE!!!

2006-06-01T09:13:00.000-05:00

WHY IT IS ALWAYS BEST TO GET MARRIED IN A CHURCH!!

2006-05-30T08:30:00.000-05:00

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids.
He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day"
Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm. Good day."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.
During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.
At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.
By the end of the second d year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars.
Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance. Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!"
"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour"
Which brings us to the moral of the story:
Since you got this story by e-mail, you're probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.
Sadly, I received it also.

2006-05-24T08:52:00.000-05:00

SO, it is that time again!! S-O EXCITED!!! Think I landed tickets to the game tonight! And did you see Monday nights game??

2006-04-05T08:14:00.000-05:00

Awwwwwwww YEAH.....

2006-03-30T14:38:00.000-06:00

ROAD TRIP!!!

2006-03-30T14:18:00.000-06:00

No No No No Drama...

Asian Tang

2006-03-06T19:08:00.000-06:00

Now that's what I call Asian Tang...

2006-02-14T09:34:00.000-06:00

Happy Valentine's Day!!!

2006-01-26T09:08:00.000-06:00

SHREVEPORT HERE WE COME!!! =)

2006-01-23T16:11:00.000-06:00

Kelly Clarkson's 7th Grade picture!!!! OMG!! Her nickname was Smelly Kelly cause she didn't wear deodorant !!!!

2006-01-12T15:17:00.000-06:00

IN THE WORDS OF SHAW B....

2006-01-11T16:08:00.000-06:00

OMG

2006-01-11T14:19:00.000-06:00

Chris Brown in the words of Ron Burgundy... I WANNA BE ON YOU!

2006-01-06T08:50:00.000-06:00

So I am heading to New York City today... I am very excited! I have never been!! I will definitely be seeing the statue of liberty and the empire state building. I will update you on how the weekend goes!! :)

2006-01-05T14:24:00.000-06:00

Here is my soon to be new house!!! I am having a house built and having the dry-wall meeting tomorrow! I am starting to get very excited!! I can't waiiiiiiiiit! YAAAAAAAAAY!!

2006-01-05T08:59:00.000-06:00

WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO TEXAS!! YEAH BABY... $100 IN MY POCKET!! Oh and I love Vince!!

2006-01-04T15:55:00.000-06:00

THIS BENJAMIN WILL BY MINE WHEN TEXAS WINS THIS GAME TONIGHT!! GOOOOOOOO LONGHORNS!!

2005-12-30T09:27:00.000-06:00

So, I am hanging with my Crew at Knox Street Pub and I hear a guy say, " OMG, Topanga is here!!"

2005-12-29T14:35:00.000-06:00

My Humps, my humps my humps my humps, my lovely lady lumps... check it out!!

2005-12-29T12:44:00.000-06:00

SARAH LOVE KONG

2005-12-29T10:40:00.000-06:00

And here is his Bunny!!

2005-12-29T10:37:00.000-06:00

This is my friend Ron!!! :)

2005-12-27T14:01:00.000-06:00

CROP DUSTER CONVENTION THIS WEEKEND!!! WOOOOO HOOOOOOO SCOTTY!!!

2005-12-16T16:39:00.000-06:00

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

2005-12-06T12:48:00.000-06:00

I love Penguin

2005-11-03T13:00:00.000-06:00

Seriously, how does this happen??!! Nice tit shot, TURD UP LO!!

Free Dish Network Satellite!!!

2005-10-04T10:29:00.000-05:00

The Most channels + the lowest all digital price in America!
Free 4 Room System
Free Professional Installation
Free DVR
Free HDTV Recievers
Free Lifetime Warranty

Free Dish Network Now!

2005-09-22T10:57:00.000-05:00

NEW RESTAURANT OPENS ON BOURBON STREET!! HAHA

2005-09-20T08:51:00.000-05:00

How bout them Cowboys??

A Picture Share!

2005-08-31T17:16:00.000-05:00

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2005-08-31T17:14:00.000-05:00

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2005-08-31T17:13:00.000-05:00

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2005-08-31T10:52:00.000-05:00

My baby is getting so big!

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2005-08-26T21:17:00.000-05:00

Party!

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2005-08-14T19:33:00.000-05:00

Yes I have a big screen TV with surround sound

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2005-08-12T08:59:00.000-05:00

My life is soooo great! Yes I have a Tag Heuer with diamonds.

2005-08-12T08:33:00.000-05:00

Yes, I have a brand new 2005 Lincoln LS.....

2005-08-12T08:32:00.000-05:00

Yes, it has a DVD player with TV's in each headrest....

A Picture Share!

2005-08-05T12:42:00.000-05:00

Every one try HL!!

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2005-08-01T13:42:00.000-05:00

Great! I am now taking pictures of girls asses for my guy friends!!

2005-07-29T16:47:00.000-05:00

Camel

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2005-07-26T16:19:00.000-05:00

I'm goin' to Cabo!! :)

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2005-07-24T09:24:00.000-05:00

Good Morning Everyone!

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2005-07-14T07:34:00.000-05:00

Do you ever wonder if dogs want to do it people style? Just a thought...

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2005-07-09T21:37:00.000-05:00

I got the Armadillo fucked up!

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2005-07-09T20:32:00.000-05:00

SHOCKER!!!

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2005-07-09T20:31:00.000-05:00

Another night out in Big D!

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2005-07-07T23:40:00.000-05:00

Back in Dallas. Still drinking though. Sorry I haven't been on lately. My work has blocked blogger due to excessive web surfing. Thanks Gigi!

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2005-07-04T01:20:00.000-05:00

Viva Las Vegas!!

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2005-06-30T20:21:00.000-05:00

Having one of those great ass margarita's!

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2005-06-29T07:43:00.000-05:00

Chuy just doesn't wanna get up!

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2005-06-25T12:48:00.000-05:00

IT'S A BOY!!

2005-06-22T08:38:00.000-05:00

I got a new puppy!!

Isn't he just adorable??!! He is so precious!

So last night we were trying to decide on a name. These are the types of names that were coming up: Shaq, CB(cock blocker), Ron Burgundy, Mr. Burgundy, Shaft, Debo, LAMP(JESUS!), and Tyson.

So I thought I had decided on Tyson, but after last night I think I want to call him Chewy! For various reasons aside the obvious!

So what do you think.... Tyson or Chewy? Help me out here!

A Picture Share!

2005-06-19T03:24:00.000-05:00

Okay, here tryin to f'n bail out our soldier! There Bosier cops are straight up dicks! OMG!

A Picture Share!

2005-06-19T02:37:00.000-05:00

The excitement never ends. In Shreveport. Going to bail one of our soldiers out of jail.Someone going home via ambulance. Oh shit. Where is Ron?

What I come home to...

2005-06-15T16:24:00.001-05:00

So I get back to work yesterday morning, and this is what is on top of my computer!!

My employees love me and don't know me AT ALL!!!

Love you guys....

Close Up!

2005-06-15T16:24:00.000-05:00

Idontknowwhatyourtalkingabout....

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2005-06-12T23:27:00.000-05:00

IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

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2005-06-12T23:25:00.000-05:00

High Rollers dine at Del Frisco's! Vegas Baby!

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2005-06-11T23:09:00.000-05:00

At Flamingo! Just won $600 in addition to the $2700 from last night! In limo on my way to Rio

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2005-06-11T10:40:00.000-05:00

OMG! my friends cat shit in my mouth! Room spinnin. Awesome night. Hittin up buffet. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And who's f'n room am I in???

A Picture Share!

2005-06-11T04:50:00.000-05:00

Not sleeping tonight. Kicked some girls ass and got kicked out. On my way to gamble. In a limo of course

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2005-06-11T01:47:00.000-05:00

Dance dance dance

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2005-06-11T01:14:00.000-05:00

Jessica Simpson!! OMG!

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2005-06-11T00:30:00.000-05:00

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2005-06-11T00:09:00.000-05:00

Thanks to big boobs... No waiting in line! At the Ghost Bar

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2005-06-10T22:53:00.000-05:00

Oh god. Heading to Ghost Bar.

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2005-06-10T21:47:00.000-05:00

DRINKING!!

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2005-06-10T18:04:00.000-05:00

VIVA LAS VEGAS! We have arrived! Been to the pool already...Had six drinks already. Bout to go get a massage. Bout to get rowdy.

A Picture Share!

2005-06-10T13:56:00.000-05:00

I totally need to pee. We are in the middle of no where. Got a late start since my luggage was lost. VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS... We will be there soon baby!

A Picture Share!

2005-06-10T02:09:00.000-05:00

Drunk and luggage lost. Not a good combinatio

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2005-06-09T20:51:00.000-05:00

And the trip begins.. At the airport.

Viva Las Vegas!

2005-06-09T13:07:00.000-05:00

I'm going to LAS VEGAS Baby!! I am very excited to be gettin' away for the weekend.
I leave tonight, fly to LAX, drive to Vegas in the morning! I am going with my sister (red beans and rice didn't miss her. hehe) "Disco Desiree". She accrued this name because the bitch likes to dance, and she doesn't stop till the lights come on. So in Vegas... this MIGHT be a problem. "The City that Never Sleeps!"

We are staying at the Monte Carlo Resort & Casino. Looks pretty nice, I have never stayed there before. But I already have a massage scheduled for 5pm tomorrow evening! WOO HOO!
I am going to do nothing but lay out, play black jack, drink, dance, party, eat, drink, drink drink... Oops.

As you can see from the billboard above, "It's only a gambling problem if you're losing." WELL, I do NOT plan on having a gambling problem this weekend. I am a winner! A few G's should do it, that's how I roll.
And I don't plan on getting any dirty stare downs from Don Johnson nore do I plan on having any chicks grab my balls screaming, "YEAH BABY!" (long story)

So... be looking for RANDOM pictures I may post during my wild excursions in Sin City. There are SURE to be some very interesting pictures.

Have a great weekend and I am sorry you aren't me! :)

A Picture Share!

2005-06-08T20:57:00.000-05:00

This is the best f'n margarita EVER!!

Newfoundland!!!!!

2005-06-08T13:41:00.000-05:00

Wow! Newfoundland looks like an awesome place!
Great scenery, culture, state bird and everything! Seriously...
I would totally go there! but the MOST inticing attraction of all.....

DILDO HARBOUR! You can even go on a Dildo Island Boat Tour !!
That would be freakin' sweeeeeeeeet!
I love Dildo... (Harbour that is)

Look at their lovely ODE:

"Ode to Newfoundland"
When sun-rays crown thy pine-clad hills

And summer spreads her hand,

When silvern voices tune thy rills,

We love thee, smiling land.

When spreads thy cloak of shimmering white,

At winter's stern command,

Through shortened day and starlit night,

We love thee, frozen land.

When blinding storm gusts fret thy shore

And wild waves lash thy strand,

Through spindrift swirl and tempest roar,

We love thee, wind-swept land.

As loved our fathers,

so we love,

Where once they stood we stand,

Their prayer we raise to Heaven above,

God guard thee,

Newfoundland

It brings a tear... to my *eye*.

Screw whore island, I'm going to Newfoundland!!!!!!

Dildo Island Boat Tour here I cum!!!!!

BANNED FROM LA GOURMET PIZZA!!

2005-06-06T23:46:00.000-05:00

Okay, so several months ago Ron and friends ordered a late night snack from LA GOURMET PIZZA after drinking heavily (imagine that).
It was about 1am and magically... he fell asleep (imagine that).
He wakes up the next morning to several missed calls from a mysterious phone number and has several messages. So, he checks his messages.

First message: (In an Iraqi accent) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I am down stairs at your apartment. It's cold. Pleeze open door."

Second message: (Also in Iraqi accent, a lil more angry dis time) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I am veddy veddy cold. It's raining. I have you're peeza. Pleeze let me in."

Third message: (In Iraqi accent... waaay over being outside at this point) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I have beeen knockingg on you're door for tirty minuutes! It is too tirty am. Veddy veddy cold."

So this evening, we want pizza.
Ron really hasn't tried to order from LA GOURMET PIZZA since the inccident.
So I say fuck it, let's call them. So I called from Ron's phone...
Avi answers. I say, " Hi, I need to place an order for delivery."
Avi: " I'm soddy. We're closed mam'."
Nicki: "Really?"
Avi: "Yes mam', I'm soddy."

So, that was strange. I call from my phone number.
"LA GOURMET PIZZA, DIS IS AVI..."
Nicki: "Hi, yes are you open?"
Avi: " Yes Mam', take out or delivery?"

RON HAS F'N BEEN BANNED FROM LA GOURMET PIZZA !!

HAHA, and then I tried to take a picture with "Avi" when he delivered the pizza for me (and not Meester. Greeffine) ... he said NO!!
Nobody says no to Nicki.... NOBODY! Muuwwhahaha

So, Please call 214.981.9337 and request that Ron not be banned!!
Please say, " Ron needs pizza."
All calls will be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time in advance.

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2005-06-05T01:15:00.000-05:00

Chugging straight Ja'ger before passing out- PRICELESS...

Mmmmmm

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2005-06-05T00:57:00.000-05:00

Almost finishing off 6 different liquors in one day- Fucked Up...

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2005-06-04T23:43:00.000-05:00

Thinking you look cool in your freinds hat- Slap in the face...

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2005-06-04T22:11:00.000-05:00

Double fistin'- $12.25...

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2005-06-04T22:09:00.000-05:00

Ja'ger Bomb- $6.50....

Ja'ger Bomb!! :)

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2005-06-04T21:47:00.000-05:00

Movie Anyone??

2005-06-04T16:18:00.000-05:00

Just got back from watching Lords of Dogtown. Pretty good movie.
Of course this is a pre-movie pic. Just finished off a 64oz. Rum and Diet.
READY to PARTY!! Dukes dukes dukes, as Loops MVP says.

And why is New Kids on the Block on TV??????!!

A Picture Share!

2005-06-03T18:35:00.000-05:00

Like my shirt??

2005-06-03T10:37:00.000-05:00

I am so fucked up! OMG

But do u like my shirt?

This is how i see it....

2005-06-03T10:31:00.000-05:00

DYING.......

Ain't No Holla Back Girrrrrl

2005-06-02T19:34:00.000-05:00

2nd Ja'ger Bomb down... still on first 32 oz. crowne and diet....
should be an intersting evening.

Ain't No Holla Back Girrrrrrrl...............

Back by Popular Demand...

2005-06-02T12:54:00.000-05:00

So, I get shit talked about me for actually working!!!!
So just for ya'll, I am not working at the moment to give ya'll something to read while you're not working! ;)

I am sure you are wondering why there is a picture of a jump rope here... well this is the murder weapon. I think I may just strangle my personal trainer with it!!! Or I dream about it anyway.
I am so F'n sore it hurts to type. But it's not his fault, I pay him to inflict this pain on me.
It's my fault that I didn't work out and I ate bad all last week during the "busy wedding" week. I was really busy, but I kinda over did it on the not working out. So what do I do... I have 3 F'n training sessions in a row this week.
Tuesday- Session was grrrreat! I was full of energy. Okay, a little too many lunges. (and of course jump roping)
Wednesday- Wake up sore as shit! But it's all good... go back to gym for second session. Work it out work it out. We avoid legs since mine fell off... upper body and abs it is.
Thursday- Half sleep pee in middle of night... HOLY SHIT I just fell off the toilet! Dammit!
I F'n hate Shawn! (this is where I go back to bed and dream about strangle) Wake up F'n late, can't type... biceps and triceps hurt too bad. Trying to think of a way to get out of training session without getting charged, not likely. Not real sure what we'll work out today, I have no body parts left.

I hate Jump rope. I hate gym. I hate Shawn.

I am pretty sure I will go out and get my freak on tonight... so until tomorrow. (or maybe next week! haha)

This Post is for you!

2005-05-25T10:56:00.000-05:00

Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism
(Alcohol Dependence)

Definition
Alcohol abuse is a disease that involves desire for alcohol and continuing to drink even when faced with alcohol-related job, legal, social, health, or family problems. Alcohol abuse can progress to alcoholism. Alcoholism is a condition in which the individual is physically dependent on the effects of alcohol to avoid symptoms of withdrawal.
Causes
Several factors contribute to alcohol abuse, including:
Genes
Brain chemicals that may be different than normal
Social pressure
Emotional stress
Pain
Depression and other mental health problems
Problem drinking behaviors learned from family or friends

Risk Factors
A risk factor is something that increases your chance of getting a disease or condition.
Sex: male
Alcohol use
Family members who abuse alcohol (especially men whose fathers or brothers are alcoholic)
Using illicit drugs
Peer pressure
Easy access to alcoholic beverages
Psychiatric disorders, such as depression or anxiety
Smoking

Symptoms
Denial that an alcohol problem exists is common. Alcohol abuse can occur without physical dependence.
Alcohol abuse symptoms include:
Repeated work, school or home problems due to drinking
Risking physical safety
Recurring trouble with the law, often including drinking and driving
Continuing to drink despite alcohol-related difficulties
Alcohol abuse often progresses to alcohol dependence. Symptoms of alcohol dependence include:
Craving a drink
Unable to stop or limit drinking
Needing greater amounts of alcohol to feel the same effect
Withdrawal symptoms if alcohol is stopped, including:
Nausea
Sweating
Shaking
Anxiety
Increased blood pressure ( hmmmm reminds me of someone I know)
Seizures
Giving up activities in order to drink or recover from alcohol's effects
Drinking that continues even when it causes or worsens health problems
Wanting to stop or reduce drinking and not being able to

Organs That Can Be Damaged by Alcoholism

Diagnosis
Doctors ask a series of questions to assess possible alcohol-related problems, including:
Have you tried to reduce your drinking?
Have you felt bad about drinking?
Have you been annoyed by another person's criticism of your drinking?
Do you drink in the morning to steady your nerves or cure a hangover?
Do you have problems with a job, your family or the law?
Do you drive under the influence of alcohol?
Tests may include:
Blood tests to look at the size of your red blood cells and to check for a substance called carbohydrate-deficient transferrin
Blood tests to check for alcohol-related liver disease and other health problems

Treatment
The first step in treatment is getting the patient to accept that he or she has a problem. A group intervention brings together important people in an individuals' life. They confront him or her about how alcohol is affecting all of his or her relationships and functioning.
Treatment for alcohol abuse or dependence is aimed at teaching patients how to manage the disease. Most professionals who treat people with alcohol problems believe that this means giving up alcohol completely and permanently.
The first and most important step is recognizing a problem exists. Successful treatment depends on your desire to change. Your doctor can help you withdraw from alcohol safely. This could require hospitalization in a detoxification center, so that you are carefully monitored for side effects.

Education and Counseling
Therapy helps you recognize alcohol's dangers. It raises awareness of underlying issues and lifestyles that promote drinking. In therapy, you work to improve coping skills and develop other ways of dealing with stress or pain. You learn new methods of handling situations where alcohol is served.

Self-Help Organizations
Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) helps many people stop drinking and stay sober. Members meet regularly and talk about their troubles with alcohol. They support each other. If you feel like drinking, you can call your AA sponsor for help. Your family members may also benefit from attending meetings of Al-Anon, because living with an alcoholic can be a painful, stressful situation.

Prevention
Realizing that alcohol causes problems helps some people avoid it. Suggestions to decrease the risk of alcohol abuse and dependence include:
Socialize without alcohol.
Avoid going to bars.
Do not keep alcohol in your home.
Avoid situations and people that encourage drinking.
Make new non-drinking friends.
Do fun things that do not involve alcohol.
Avoid reaching for a drink when stressed or upset.
Drink slowly.
Limit your alcohol intake to a moderate level.
Moderate is two or fewer drinks per day for men and one or fewer for women and older adults.
A 12-ounce bottle of beer, a five-ounce glass of wine or 1.5 ounces of liquor is considered one drink.

RESOURCES:
Alcoholics Anonymoushttp://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/
National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependencehttp://www.ncadd.org/

I love Monster!

2005-05-25T09:17:00.000-05:00

I LOVE MONSTER !!

Monster has replaced my coffee. I can't seem to make through my day without a Monster by my side! I just wanted to share my love of Monster with the world.

That's all I have folks...

2005-05-25T08:53:00.000-05:00

Finally, Carrie and Bo face off on ‘Idol’
Country girl vs. country rocker,with the whole country voting

I really think it's a toss up... I think Carrie COULD be a little more pop than Bo. Yet, Carrie is the one you would think to win. My prediction: BO

We'll see... what's your prediction?

Busy Busy!

2005-05-24T16:43:00.000-05:00

Okay, I have been super busy causing me to neglect you all and I am very truly sorry!
Brief overview of my week/weekend:

Wednesday- Go to Buffalo Wild Wings to eat, watch game and buy Ron several Gnomes and the first season DVD of Joan of Arcadia for his birthday. Eat too much. Get dragged to Sherlock's with the "Rontourage". Go pee, some back to table to see glasses shattering from the imfamous "Bar Jenga" gone bad.... Jeff shows ass for picture. No more jeager.... ready to go home.
Ron snores and dances in sleep till I drop him off....

Thursday- Ignore phone calls to go back to Sherlock's... SLEEP.

Friday- Passion Party in celebration of my best friend getting married (excuse to buy dicks)! See picture below... I should need to say no more..... it was fun. REAL fun...

Saturday- Bachelorette Party!! Also in celebration of my best friend getting married! Started drinking at 3pm... eat, partied at Terrace Suite w/ the "Rontourage". They are like vultures hunting their prey! I forgot to warn my poor friends! Party all night, watch Ron go mute and then disappear... see Smakk Talk for details on where he disappeares to. Had jeager bombs, vodka redbull, red headed sluts, red snappers, crowne, crowne and more crowne, champaigne, really sleepy now. Ate Ihop(not real sure how we got there)... went home(not real sure how I got there), slept like there was no tomorrow.

Sunday- OMG, where is my head? Look at phone, random bootie text to every ex in my phone. I knew I should have erased those numbers! Try to eat away the pain.... not working.
Bride stops by to lay out at pool with me... she doesn't feel so bueno either. Fall asleep on back before turning.... front side REALLY red! Wake up, turn over... get stung by bee on back of leg 2 seconds after turning! OUCH! Allergic, spend the rest of the afternoon sleeping off benedryl. Wake up, still can't find head and leg hurts now! Watch Lifetime movie, watch Desperate Housewives, watch Grey's Anatomy. Get residual bootie text from the night before. Go home go to sleep, dis-regard text.

So, I had an extremely busy week/weekend! And the wedding follows this weekend!
And our dear friend Lindsey will be in D-town this weekend! Watch out!

2005-05-19T16:58:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT SMAKK AND FAT FELLOW!!! J

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

2005-05-19T16:55:00.000-05:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT SMAKK AND FAT FELLOW!!!!!!!!!!

2005-05-19T10:11:00.000-05:00

Sweeeet! Finally a place that recognizes what the world needs....

Mullet: Business in the front... party in the back!

Funny Poem!

2005-05-18T16:38:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't been posting, I was sickly!! But I'm better now! :)
So I came across this poem today and I thought I would share it...
It was written by a black guy from Texas, I found it rather funny!!

I BORN, I BLACK

When I born, I BLACK.

When I grow up, I black.

When I go in sun, I black.

when I cold, I black.

When I scared, I black.

When I sick, I black.

And when I die, I still BLACK!

You WHITE FOLKS.....

When you born, you pink.

When you grow up, you white.

When you go in sun, you red.

When you cold, you blue.

When you scared, you yellow.

When you sick, you green.

When you bruised, you purple.

And when you die, you gray

So who you callin' COLORED

Mo' Money Mo' Problems

2005-05-12T21:15:00.000-05:00

Comedy Central star Dave Chappell has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa. The comedian's whereabouts and condition have been unknown since Comedy Central abruptly announced last week that the planned May 31 launch of the third season of "Chappelle's Show" had been postponed and production halted.
Chappelle flew from Newark, N.J., to South Africa on April 28 for treatment.

Okay, Dave Chappell is freakin hilarious! If you haven't seen Chappell Show, I highly advise you check it out! The first season DVD: The Black White Supremacist, The Real Mad Real World, and OMG Trading Spouses, etc... GREATNESS! With the second season coming out soon. Chappelle signed a $50 million deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons of his show, a payday made possible because of the explosive sales of the show's first season DVD. I have heard that he was quite content with his low-key fame such as "Half Baked" and appearences in other hit comedy films. The fame he was receiving from the hit Chappell Show, has become too much for him!

This is just one example (Perfect Example, he had money and he's dead!) that P Diddy and Mase said the straight up truth... "I don’t know what they want from me, It’s like the more money we come across, The more problems we see"

I remember back when I had no money (NOW Still, but that's beside the point) but I mean MADE a lot less money... the more money you make the more things you buy/want, not NEED but CAN get. Then you start getting that wonderful thing we all call "better" CREDIT and utimately we all end up in DEBT!!

And back when I made less money, I was still just as happy!!

Look at all the rich and famous who commit suicide, overdose, admit themselves!!!

Anyway, over it now... I hope Dave get's better cause I need a Season 3!!

SIMPLY MAV-ELOUS!!!

2005-05-12T09:12:00.000-05:00

Dirk Nowitzki’s fadeaway jumper with 6.8 seconds remaining lifted the visiting Mavericks to a 108-106 Game 2 victory over the Suns on Wednesday. The win knots their West semifinal at1-1. Nowitzki scored his four fourth-quarter points in the final two minutes, hitting two free throws with 1:55 remaining to give Dallas a 106-102 lead. Michael Finley was strong throughout, making 12-of-18 from the field en route to a game-high 31 points. Nowitzki had 23 and Erick Dampier had 15 points with 12 boards.

Michael Finley was ON FIRE last night, as were all of our MAV-ELOUS Dallas Mavericks last night! I hope everyone marked my words yesterday when I posted that I had a good feeling about last nights game!

Poor wittle Johnson... busted up his wittle eye :( Poor Baby! ;)

I meant that literally when I told them to get out the mop... to wipe up the blood! Muwhahaha

Dirk... who's yo daddy!?! I love you, like a father... in-law!

Performing at your best as usual, wonderful win and I can't wait to see you work your magic in Dallas! I have a GREAT feeling about Fridays game as well. The Mav's needed this win as a boast of confidence! It was heart racing at the end, but the Mav's were in the lead the entire first half. Even later the SUNS only ever had a few point lead at most!

FABULOUS JOB!!!

GO MAV'S!!!!!!!!! YAY!

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2005-05-11T15:25:00.000-05:00

SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!

What have I been thinking??

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