Newfoundland!!!!!

Wow! Newfoundland looks like an awesome place!
Great scenery, culture, state bird and everything! Seriously...
I would totally go there! but the MOST inticing attraction of all.....



DILDO HARBOUR! You can even go on a Dildo Island Boat Tour !!
That would be freakin' sweeeeeeeeet!
I love Dildo... (Harbour that is)

Look at their lovely ODE:

"Ode to Newfoundland"
When sun-rays crown thy pine-clad hills

And summer spreads her hand,

When silvern voices tune thy rills,

We love thee, smiling land.

When spreads thy cloak of shimmering white,

At winter's stern command,

Through shortened day and starlit night,

We love thee, frozen land.

When blinding storm gusts fret thy shore

And wild waves lash thy strand,

Through spindrift swirl and tempest roar,

We love thee, wind-swept land.

As loved our fathers,

so we love,

Where once they stood we stand,

Their prayer we raise to Heaven above,

God guard thee,

Newfoundland

It brings a tear... to my *eye*.

Screw whore island, I'm going to Newfoundland!!!!!!

Dildo Island Boat Tour here I cum!!!!!