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Having one of those great ass margarita's!

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Chuy just doesn't wanna get up!

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IT'S A BOY!!

I got a new puppy!!

Isn't he just adorable??!! He is so precious!

So last night we were trying to decide on a name. These are the types of names that were coming up: Shaq, CB(cock blocker), Ron Burgundy, Mr. Burgundy, Shaft, Debo, LAMP(JESUS!), and Tyson.

So I thought I had decided on Tyson, but after last night I think I want to call him Chewy! For various reasons aside the obvious!

So what do you think.... Tyson or Chewy? Help me out here!

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Okay, here tryin to f'n bail out our soldier! There Bosier cops are straight up dicks! OMG!

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The excitement never ends. In Shreveport. Going to bail one of our soldiers out of jail.Someone going home via ambulance. Oh shit. Where is Ron?

What I come home to...

So I get back to work yesterday morning, and this is what is on top of my computer!!

My employees love me and don't know me AT ALL!!!

Love you guys....

Close Up!

Idontknowwhatyourtalkingabout....

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IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!

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High Rollers dine at Del Frisco's! Vegas Baby!

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At Flamingo! Just won $600 in addition to the $2700 from last night! In limo on my way to Rio

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OMG! my friends cat shit in my mouth! Room spinnin. Awesome night. Hittin up buffet. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. And who's f'n room am I in???

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Not sleeping tonight. Kicked some girls ass and got kicked out. On my way to gamble. In a limo of course

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Dance dance dance

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Jessica Simpson!! OMG!

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Thanks to big boobs... No waiting in line! At the Ghost Bar

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Oh god. Heading to Ghost Bar.

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DRINKING!!

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VIVA LAS VEGAS! We have arrived! Been to the pool already...Had six drinks already. Bout to go get a massage. Bout to get rowdy.

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I totally need to pee. We are in the middle of no where. Got a late start since my luggage was lost. VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS... We will be there soon baby!

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Drunk and luggage lost. Not a good combinatio

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And the trip begins.. At the airport.

Viva Las Vegas!

I'm going to LAS VEGAS Baby!! I am very excited to be gettin' away for the weekend.
I leave tonight, fly to LAX, drive to Vegas in the morning! I am going with my sister (red beans and rice didn't miss her. hehe) "Disco Desiree". She accrued this name because the bitch likes to dance, and she doesn't stop till the lights come on. So in Vegas... this MIGHT be a problem. "The City that Never Sleeps!"



We are staying at the Monte Carlo Resort & Casino. Looks pretty nice, I have never stayed there before. But I already have a massage scheduled for 5pm tomorrow evening! WOO HOO!
I am going to do nothing but lay out, play black jack, drink, dance, party, eat, drink, drink drink... Oops.

As you can see from the billboard above, "It's only a gambling problem if you're losing." WELL, I do NOT plan on having a gambling problem this weekend. I am a winner! A few G's should do it, that's how I roll.
And I don't plan on getting any dirty stare downs from Don Johnson nore do I plan on having any chicks grab my balls screaming, "YEAH BABY!" (long story)

So... be looking for RANDOM pictures I may post during my wild excursions in Sin City. There are SURE to be some very interesting pictures.

Have a great weekend and I am sorry you aren't me! :)

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This is the best f'n margarita EVER!!

Newfoundland!!!!!

Wow! Newfoundland looks like an awesome place!
Great scenery, culture, state bird and everything! Seriously...
I would totally go there! but the MOST inticing attraction of all.....



DILDO HARBOUR! You can even go on a Dildo Island Boat Tour !!
That would be freakin' sweeeeeeeeet!
I love Dildo... (Harbour that is)

Look at their lovely ODE:

"Ode to Newfoundland"
When sun-rays crown thy pine-clad hills

And summer spreads her hand,

When silvern voices tune thy rills,

We love thee, smiling land.

When spreads thy cloak of shimmering white,

At winter's stern command,

Through shortened day and starlit night,

We love thee, frozen land.

When blinding storm gusts fret thy shore

And wild waves lash thy strand,

Through spindrift swirl and tempest roar,

We love thee, wind-swept land.

As loved our fathers,

so we love,

Where once they stood we stand,

Their prayer we raise to Heaven above,

God guard thee,

Newfoundland

It brings a tear... to my *eye*.

Screw whore island, I'm going to Newfoundland!!!!!!

Dildo Island Boat Tour here I cum!!!!!

BANNED FROM LA GOURMET PIZZA!!

Okay, so several months ago Ron and friends ordered a late night snack from LA GOURMET PIZZA after drinking heavily (imagine that).
It was about 1am and magically... he fell asleep (imagine that).
He wakes up the next morning to several missed calls from a mysterious phone number and has several messages. So, he checks his messages.

First message: (In an Iraqi accent) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I am down stairs at your apartment. It's cold. Pleeze open door."

Second message: (Also in Iraqi accent, a lil more angry dis time) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I am veddy veddy cold. It's raining. I have you're peeza. Pleeze let me in."

Third message: (In Iraqi accent... waaay over being outside at this point) "Meester. Greeffine, dis eez Avi from LA Gourmet Peeza... I have beeen knockingg on you're door for tirty minuutes! It is too tirty am. Veddy veddy cold."



So this evening, we want pizza.
Ron really hasn't tried to order from LA GOURMET PIZZA since the inccident.
So I say fuck it, let's call them. So I called from Ron's phone...
Avi answers. I say, " Hi, I need to place an order for delivery."
Avi: " I'm soddy. We're closed mam'."
Nicki: "Really?"
Avi: "Yes mam', I'm soddy."

So, that was strange. I call from my phone number.
"LA GOURMET PIZZA, DIS IS AVI..."
Nicki: "Hi, yes are you open?"
Avi: " Yes Mam', take out or delivery?"

RON HAS F'N BEEN BANNED FROM LA GOURMET PIZZA !!

HAHA, and then I tried to take a picture with "Avi" when he delivered the pizza for me (and not Meester. Greeffine) ... he said NO!!
Nobody says no to Nicki.... NOBODY! Muuwwhahaha

So, Please call 214.981.9337 and request that Ron not be banned!!
Please say, " Ron needs pizza."
All calls will be greatly appreciated! Thank you for your time in advance.

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Chugging straight Ja'ger before passing out- PRICELESS...

Mmmmmm

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Almost finishing off 6 different liquors in one day- Fucked Up...

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Thinking you look cool in your freinds hat- Slap in the face...

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Double fistin'- $12.25...

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Ja'ger Bomb- $6.50....

Ja'ger Bomb!! :)

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Movie Anyone??

Just got back from watching Lords of Dogtown. Pretty good movie.
Of course this is a pre-movie pic. Just finished off a 64oz. Rum and Diet.
READY to PARTY!! Dukes dukes dukes, as Loops MVP says.

And why is New Kids on the Block on TV??????!!

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Like my shirt??

I am so fucked up! OMG

But do u like my shirt?

This is how i see it....

DYING.......

Ain't No Holla Back Girrrrrl

2nd Ja'ger Bomb down... still on first 32 oz. crowne and diet....
should be an intersting evening.



Ain't No Holla Back Girrrrrrrl...............

Back by Popular Demand...

So, I get shit talked about me for actually working!!!!
So just for ya'll, I am not working at the moment to give ya'll something to read while you're not working! ;)

I am sure you are wondering why there is a picture of a jump rope here... well this is the murder weapon. I think I may just strangle my personal trainer with it!!! Or I dream about it anyway.
I am so F'n sore it hurts to type. But it's not his fault, I pay him to inflict this pain on me.
It's my fault that I didn't work out and I ate bad all last week during the "busy wedding" week. I was really busy, but I kinda over did it on the not working out. So what do I do... I have 3 F'n training sessions in a row this week.
Tuesday- Session was grrrreat! I was full of energy. Okay, a little too many lunges. (and of course jump roping)
Wednesday- Wake up sore as shit! But it's all good... go back to gym for second session. Work it out work it out. We avoid legs since mine fell off... upper body and abs it is.
Thursday- Half sleep pee in middle of night... HOLY SHIT I just fell off the toilet! Dammit!
I F'n hate Shawn! (this is where I go back to bed and dream about strangle) Wake up F'n late, can't type... biceps and triceps hurt too bad. Trying to think of a way to get out of training session without getting charged, not likely. Not real sure what we'll work out today, I have no body parts left.




I hate Jump rope. I hate gym. I hate Shawn.

I am pretty sure I will go out and get my freak on tonight... so until tomorrow. (or maybe next week! haha)