What have I been thinking??

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

This Post is for you!

Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism
(Alcohol Dependence)


Definition
Alcohol abuse is a disease that involves desire for alcohol and continuing to drink even when faced with alcohol-related job, legal, social, health, or family problems. Alcohol abuse can progress to alcoholism. Alcoholism is a condition in which the individual is physically dependent on the effects of alcohol to avoid symptoms of withdrawal.
Causes
Several factors contribute to alcohol abuse, including:
Genes
Brain chemicals that may be different than normal
Social pressure
Emotional stress
Pain
Depression and other mental health problems
Problem drinking behaviors learned from family or friends

Risk Factors
A risk factor is something that increases your chance of getting a disease or condition.
Sex: male
Alcohol use
Family members who abuse alcohol (especially men whose fathers or brothers are alcoholic)
Using illicit drugs
Peer pressure
Easy access to alcoholic beverages
Psychiatric disorders, such as depression or
anxiety
Smoking

Symptoms
Denial that an alcohol problem exists is common. Alcohol abuse can occur without physical dependence.
Alcohol abuse symptoms include:
Repeated work, school or home problems due to drinking
Risking physical safety
Recurring trouble with the law, often including drinking and driving
Continuing to drink despite alcohol-related difficulties
Alcohol abuse often progresses to alcohol dependence. Symptoms of alcohol dependence include:
Craving a drink
Unable to stop or limit drinking
Needing greater amounts of alcohol to feel the same effect
Withdrawal symptoms if alcohol is stopped, including:
Nausea
Sweating
Shaking
Anxiety
Increased blood pressure ( hmmmm reminds me of someone I know)
Seizures
Giving up activities in order to drink or recover from alcohol's effects
Drinking that continues even when it causes or worsens health problems
Wanting to stop or reduce drinking and not being able to


Organs That Can Be Damaged by Alcoholism




Diagnosis

Doctors ask a series of questions to assess possible alcohol-related problems, including:
Have you tried to reduce your drinking?
Have you felt bad about drinking?
Have you been annoyed by another person's criticism of your drinking?
Do you drink in the morning to steady your nerves or cure a hangover?
Do you have problems with a job, your family or the law?
Do you drive under the influence of alcohol?
Tests may include:
Blood tests to look at the size of your red blood cells and to check for a substance called carbohydrate-deficient transferrin
Blood tests to check for alcohol-related liver disease and other health problems

Treatment
The first step in treatment is getting the patient to accept that he or she has a problem. A group intervention brings together important people in an individuals' life. They confront him or her about how alcohol is affecting all of his or her relationships and functioning.
Treatment for alcohol abuse or dependence is aimed at teaching patients how to manage the disease. Most professionals who treat people with alcohol problems believe that this means giving up alcohol completely and permanently.
The first and most important step is recognizing a problem exists. Successful treatment depends on your desire to change. Your doctor can help you withdraw from alcohol safely. This could require hospitalization in a detoxification center, so that you are carefully monitored for side effects.


Education and Counseling
Therapy helps you recognize alcohol's dangers. It raises awareness of underlying issues and lifestyles that promote drinking. In therapy, you work to improve coping skills and develop other ways of dealing with stress or pain. You learn new methods of handling situations where alcohol is served.

Self-Help Organizations
Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) helps many people stop drinking and stay sober. Members meet regularly and talk about their troubles with alcohol. They support each other. If you feel like drinking, you can call your AA sponsor for help. Your family members may also benefit from attending meetings of Al-Anon, because living with an alcoholic can be a painful, stressful situation.

Prevention
Realizing that alcohol causes problems helps some people avoid it. Suggestions to decrease the risk of alcohol abuse and dependence include:
Socialize without alcohol.
Avoid going to bars.
Do not keep alcohol in your home.
Avoid situations and people that encourage drinking.
Make new non-drinking friends.
Do fun things that do not involve alcohol.
Avoid reaching for a drink when stressed or upset.
Drink slowly.
Limit your alcohol intake to a moderate level.
Moderate is two or fewer drinks per day for men and one or fewer for women and older adults.
A 12-ounce bottle of beer, a five-ounce glass of wine or 1.5 ounces of liquor is considered one drink.


RESOURCES:
Alcoholics Anonymoushttp://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org/
National Council on Alcoholism and Drug Dependencehttp://www.ncadd.org/

I love Monster!

I LOVE MONSTER !!



Monster has replaced my coffee. I can't seem to make through my day without a Monster by my side! I just wanted to share my love of Monster with the world.

That's all I have folks...


Finally, Carrie and Bo face off on ‘Idol’
Country girl vs. country rocker,with the whole country voting

I really think it's a toss up... I think Carrie COULD be a little more pop than Bo. Yet, Carrie is the one you would think to win. My prediction: BO

We'll see... what's your prediction?



Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Busy Busy!

Okay, I have been super busy causing me to neglect you all and I am very truly sorry!
Brief overview of my week/weekend:

Wednesday- Go to Buffalo Wild Wings to eat, watch game and buy Ron several Gnomes and the first season DVD of Joan of Arcadia for his birthday. Eat too much. Get dragged to Sherlock's with the "Rontourage". Go pee, some back to table to see glasses shattering from the imfamous "Bar Jenga" gone bad.... Jeff shows ass for picture. No more jeager.... ready to go home.
Ron snores and dances in sleep till I drop him off....

Thursday- Ignore phone calls to go back to Sherlock's... SLEEP.

Friday- Passion Party in celebration of my best friend getting married (excuse to buy dicks)! See picture below... I should need to say no more..... it was fun. REAL fun...




Saturday- Bachelorette Party!! Also in celebration of my best friend getting married! Started drinking at 3pm... eat, partied at Terrace Suite w/ the "Rontourage". They are like vultures hunting their prey! I forgot to warn my poor friends! Party all night, watch Ron go mute and then disappear... see Smakk Talk for details on where he disappeares to. Had jeager bombs, vodka redbull, red headed sluts, red snappers, crowne, crowne and more crowne, champaigne, really sleepy now. Ate Ihop(not real sure how we got there)... went home(not real sure how I got there), slept like there was no tomorrow.

Sunday- OMG, where is my head? Look at phone, random bootie text to every ex in my phone. I knew I should have erased those numbers! Try to eat away the pain.... not working.
Bride stops by to lay out at pool with me... she doesn't feel so bueno either. Fall asleep on back before turning.... front side REALLY red! Wake up, turn over... get stung by bee on back of leg 2 seconds after turning! OUCH! Allergic, spend the rest of the afternoon sleeping off benedryl. Wake up, still can't find head and leg hurts now! Watch Lifetime movie, watch Desperate Housewives, watch Grey's Anatomy. Get residual bootie text from the night before. Go home go to sleep, dis-regard text.

So, I had an extremely busy week/weekend! And the wedding follows this weekend!
And our dear friend Lindsey will be in D-town this weekend! Watch out!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT SMAKK AND FAT FELLOW!!! J

 

 

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAPT SMAKK AND FAT FELLOW!!!!!!!!!!
Sweeeet! Finally a place that recognizes what the world needs....



Mullet: Business in the front... party in the back!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Funny Poem!

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't been posting, I was sickly!! But I'm better now! :)
So I came across this poem today and I thought I would share it...
It was written by a black guy from Texas, I found it rather funny!!


I BORN, I BLACK
When I born, I BLACK.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black.
when I cold, I black.
When I scared, I black.
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still BLACK!
You WHITE FOLKS.....
When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray
So who you callin' COLORED

Thursday, May 12, 2005

*Mo' Money Mo' Problems*

Comedy Central star Dave Chappell has checked himself into a mental health facility in South Africa. The comedian's whereabouts and condition have been unknown since Comedy Central abruptly announced last week that the planned May 31 launch of the third season of "Chappelle's Show" had been postponed and production halted.
Chappelle flew from Newark, N.J., to South Africa on April 28 for treatment.
Okay, Dave Chappell is freakin hilarious! If you haven't seen Chappell Show, I highly advise you check it out! The first season DVD: The Black White Supremacist, The Real Mad Real World, and OMG Trading Spouses, etc... GREATNESS! With the second season coming out soon. Chappelle signed a $50 million deal with Comedy Central for two more seasons of his show, a payday made possible because of the explosive sales of the show's first season DVD. I have heard that he was quite content with his low-key fame such as "Half Baked" and appearences in other hit comedy films. The fame he was receiving from the hit Chappell Show, has become too much for him!
This is just one example (Perfect Example, he had money and he's dead!) that P Diddy and Mase said the straight up truth... "I don’t know what they want from me, It’s like the more money we come across, The more problems we see"
I remember back when I had no money (NOW Still, but that's beside the point) but I mean MADE a lot less money... the more money you make the more things you buy/want, not NEED but CAN get. Then you start getting that wonderful thing we all call "better" CREDIT and utimately we all end up in DEBT!!
And back when I made less money, I was still just as happy!!
Look at all the rich and famous who commit suicide, overdose, admit themselves!!!
Anyway, over it now... I hope Dave get's better cause I need a Season 3!!

SIMPLY MAV-ELOUS!!!

Dirk Nowitzki’s fadeaway jumper with 6.8 seconds remaining lifted the visiting Mavericks to a 108-106 Game 2 victory over the Suns on Wednesday. The win knots their West semifinal at1-1. Nowitzki scored his four fourth-quarter points in the final two minutes, hitting two free throws with 1:55 remaining to give Dallas a 106-102 lead. Michael Finley was strong throughout, making 12-of-18 from the field en route to a game-high 31 points. Nowitzki had 23 and Erick Dampier had 15 points with 12 boards.

Michael Finley was ON FIRE last night, as were all of our MAV-ELOUS Dallas Mavericks last night! I hope everyone marked my words yesterday when I posted that I had a good feeling about last nights game!

Poor wittle Johnson... busted up his wittle eye :( Poor Baby! ;)

I meant that literally when I told them to get out the mop... to wipe up the blood! Muwhahaha

Dirk... who's yo daddy!?! I love you, like a father... in-law!

Performing at your best as usual, wonderful win and I can't wait to see you work your magic in Dallas! I have a GREAT feeling about Fridays game as well. The Mav's needed this win as a boast of confidence! It was heart racing at the end, but the Mav's were in the lead the entire first half. Even later the SUNS only ever had a few point lead at most!

FABULOUS JOB!!!

GO MAV'S!!!!!!!!! YAY!

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Still the Cutest!

SHE IS SO FREAKING CUTE!!!!!!

It's on Tonight!

VS.

It's on baby! I have a good feeling about tonight... GO MAV'S!!

Mr. Clean.... get your mop ready!

No Comparison!

My Dog is waaaaaay cuter than this rat! And she's still bigger!

My little cutie!

This is my little cutie Chihuahua Onyx! And no I do not walk around with her on my arm every where I go! But she is not a Rat-Dog like SOME people like to refer to our little furry friends!
Please tell me where you have found a 6lb. rat.....



Isn't she just the cutest?!

Paris Stole my Man!!

So I went and saw House of Wax.... and the only thing I can think about is how upset I was that Paris was hooking up with a hunky brotha! I actually found myself giggling throughout the movie on numerous occassions. I jumped like once or twice at the most.



So back on the subject of Paris and the hunky brotha, I like the brotha's!
And I'm not real sure why this irritated me... but Paris stole my man!!!
So his name is Robert Ri'chard, I think he's pretty hot. He's been on the supporting
cast of a few movies, funny I haven't really ever noticed him... but she still stole my man! hehe

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A few thoughts for the day!

Don Johnson's Hot!

Why do people eat scorpion fish??? And why is it sooo expensive??

Chinese people ate Ron's intestines last night!! And ... Ron wants to donate his liver... HELLO!! Who would want that??

So the Mav's had a little tough competition last night... I never said the Sun's weren't a great team! Also, Steve Nash was just awarded MVP (which he totally deserved) so of course he was hyped up! But, I have a feeling the tides will turn for the poor Phoenix Suns... IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER!! And does anyone else think Steve Nash looks like a Chucky Doll??

=

And... I am missing the Kelly Clarkson concert tonight!!! :(

Since You been goooooooooooooooone.........

Just a few thoughts...

Monday, May 09, 2005

GO MAV'S!!

So, The Dallas Maverick's straight up murdered the Houston Rockets Saturday night!
Dallas 116 Houston 76!!!!!! That was an awesome game!



Watched the game at a favorite local bar, by the time the game was over I was convinced that those 41 red headed sluts on Captsmakk's tab had all been consumed by *Impregnator*
After fondling my ass and tits every chance he could, he finally jumped on a chair and swiftly tumbled head first toward the table and almost on top of me. (I'm sure that wasn't planned ;)
I am also totally convinced that Impregnator and Captsmakk possibly switched identities for the evening. Captsmakk actually being the responsible one, take out your cameras folks... this may NEVER happen again! It was a fun evening, every one was in good spirits and most important... THE MAV'S WHOOPED THAT ASS!!!
On to Pheonix Baby.... oh and Mr. Clean, get ready to wipe up the blood.... the Sun's blood that is! Muwhahahahaha

GO MAV'S!!!!!!

Friday, May 06, 2005

Tired of the Drama!!

I'm so tired of all this drama revolving around Avril, if you guys have such a problem... tell her yourself on her own blog Avril's Blog!!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Resemblance?

So, Captsmakk and I are watching American Idol last night... and Carrie (the cutie and Captsmakk's fav of course) comes on the screen. I was thinking, she reminds me of someone, but who?! Then it hit me... she resembles our dear blog friend Lindsey!



Switch the blonde hair to red and what do ya think?

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Which Desperate Housewife are you??




Which Desperate Housewife are you?


I am Gabrielle! "You could say that life's just about pretty dresses and expensive gifts to you, but you're looking for something more. You'll find it someday as long as you can stay out of trouble. And stay away from hot young gardeners.


Main Entry: id·i·ot
Pronunciation: 'i-dE-&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiOtEs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own -- more at
SUICIDE
1 usually offensive : a person affected with
idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person- idiot adjective


Let's talk aboout idiots for a moment, I know many!
These people most of the time don't even know they are idiots.
Idiots usually THINK that other people are the idiots, but this is not the case...
All they can do with their time is talk about what other people do wrong, what other people say, what other people wear etc. It AMAZES me really! But the funny thing is, this is their life... talking about other people! Very sad! And th REALLY funny thing is, they try really hard to make themselves look better than everyone else. Well, we see right thru you idiots! Just so you know. We also know that the reason you have to talk about others and worry about everyone else's lives is because you don't have one of your own. And you are way worse of a person than the non-idiots in the world. And YOU are the one that has done way worse and said way worse than anyone you could ever talk about. We all know this....
My advice: Get a life of your own, and evaluate yourself.
We're not the one's with the problem, it's you!

Entertain an Idiot!

Are you an Idiot?